We don't want to be overly negative about this pile of tosh here, so we'll keep our words few. Metro, however, summed things up quite succinctly in their article 19 thoughts parents have while watching children's TV:
16. What is the point of Kerwhizz?
— David
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| Alex Velleman | Twist |
| Jacob Scipio | Kerwhizzitor |
| Jermaine Woods | Snout |
| Kriselle Basilio | Ninki |
| Telka Donyai | Kit |
| Yasmin Garrad | Kaboodle |